3.3” (5 Pack)
Your favorite bass just worked 40 years to get fat... and you're about to liquidate its assets. The 401K.O. Swimbait is a clear-bodied, green mica color-shifting menace that makes fish strike like they’re trying to cash out early. Designed for anglers who treat fishing like a hostile corporate takeover, this bait doesn’t just catch fish, it fires them from the lake.  
 
Why Fish Can’t Resist (Even With a 10% Penalty):
 "Stock Market Glow-Up" The clear/green mica body shifts from stealthy to flashy like a pump-and-dump scheme triggering reaction strikes from even the most risk-averse bass.  
 "Diversified Action” Thumps on a fast retrieve, dies like a bad investment on the pause, and pumps back up like a meme stock.  
 
Warning
Not responsible for:
- Bass filing for unemployment
- Your fishing buddies demanding a 401(k) match
- Spouse questioning why you "invested" in 30 packs
 
“They bite. You set the hook. They regret their life choices. That’s how retirement planning *works."*