### **Product Name: "Pink Drywall" Swimbait**  
*(The Bass-Busting Bait That Should Come With a Warranty Void Sticker)*  
 
### **Description:**  
(5pc) (3.3")
Listen up, bucketmouth bully—this ain’t some dainty finesse worm. The **Pink Drywall Swimbait** is a **white mica wrecking ball** with a **hot pink tail** that triggers bass like a landlord knocking for rent. Designed for anglers who treat fishing like **home invasion**, this bait doesn’t just catch fish… it **evicts them from their cover**.  
 
### **Why Bass Can’t Resist (Even When They Should):**  
 **"Freshly Painted Trouble"** – The **white mica body** glows like a cheap bathroom reno, while the **pink tail** flickers like a "KICK ME" sign on a bass’s back.  
 **Bass-Tested, Hook-Approved** – Reinforced plastic survives:  
   - **Gill-plate rashes** from angry largemouth  
   - **Dock-piling headbutts**  
   - **Your 10th "one last cast" snag**  
 **Rigging Options for Total Chaos:**  
   - **Punch Rig** – "Knock through matted slop like a code violation"  
   - **Swim Jig Trailer** – "Open-floor-plan reaction strikes"  
   - **Free Rig** – "When you want to skip it under docks like an eviction notice"  
 
### **Tactics That Work (Because Bass Have Bad Taste):**  
 **"Demolition Derby Retrieve"** – Straight-line it through brush piles and **listen for the explosion**.  
 **"Suspended Ceiling Twitch"** – Let it die near laydowns… then **set the hook through their ego**.  
 **"Foundation Crack Hop"** – Slow-drag it like a busted pipe leak for smallmouths.  
 
 
### **Warning:**  
 **Not responsible for:**  
- Broken rods (from hooksets that felt "personal")  
- Strained friendships (when you out-fish everyone)  
- Bass developing trust issues  
 
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*"They’ll bite it. Then you’ll net them. Then they’ll stare at it like* **‘Why did I do that?’** *Perfect."*