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3.3” (5Pack)

WARNING: This is not a normal fishing lure. The Kawaii Killer is what happens when you take a My Little Pony, inject it with pure chaos energy, and teach it to murder. With its bubblegum pink body that screams "eat me"and electric blue tail that whispers "you'll regret this", this swimbait doesn't just catch fish it traumatizes them into biting.

 

WHY IT WORKS (AGAINST ALL LAWS OF NATURE):

“Visual Assault"- The colors look like if a Lisa Frank trapper keeper exploded inside a bass' brain

“Psycho Tail Action"- Flutters like a nervous breakdown, then dies like a Shakespearean tragedy

 

WARNING

May cause:

- Fish to develop thousand-yard stares

- Your fishing buddies to question your sanity

- Spontaneous anime villain laughter during hooksets

- Unexplained disappearance of your other lures (they're scared of it)

Savvy Slouch “Kawaii Killer”

SKU: 0007
$12.00Price
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