**Product Name: "Andromeda Annihilator"**  
(*Blue Mica Color-Shift Galaxy Swimbait – The Black Hole of Your Tackle Box*)  
 
### **Description:**  
(5pc) (3.3")
The **Andromeda Annihilator** isn’t just a swimbait—it’s a **cosmic-scale predator trigger** disguised as a blue mica galaxy. Designed for anglers who treat fishing like **interstellar warfare**, this bait **collapses a bass’s will to live** with its **nebula-like color shift** and **supernova action**. Fish don’t just bite it… they **get sucked into its event horizon**.  
 
### **Why Bass Can’t Escape Its Gravitational Pull:**  
 **"Neutron Star Flash"** – The **blue mica body** shifts from **deep-space stealth** to **meteor shower glitter** under light, mimicking **shad, bluegill, and poor life choices**.  
 **"Dark Matter Action"** – Thumps like a **pulsar** on a steady retrieve, then **dies like a dying star** on the pause.  
 **"Singularity Scent"** – Salt-infused plastic **tastes like astronaut ice cream** (fish can’t resist it).  
 
### **Tactics to Destroy the Universe (or at Least Your PB):**  
 **"Big Bang Burn"** – Rip it through grass like a **rogue comet**.  
 **"Asteroid Belly Drag"** – Slow-roll it along bottom structure to **trigger territorial strikes**.  
 **"Supernova Suspension"** – Twitch it near docks and **watch your rod get spaghettified**.  
 
### **Warning:**  
 **Not responsible for:**  
- **Bass developing existential dread**  
- **Your fishing buddies accusing you of "cheating physics"**  
- **Spouse finding your "secret bait budget" spreadsheet**  
 
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*"Fish it. Net it. Listen to it whisper* **‘I should’ve stayed in the abyss.’** *"*